Guys, are you just itching to spend the next three nights on the living-room sofa? Whenever you open your mouth, do you want to receive a cold glare in reply? If your hotdog falls on the floor, do you want your special lady to just let it roll across the kitchen floor, picking up cat hair and crumbs along its merry wiener way before she picks it up, shoves it in a bun and serves it to you for dinner?
Then have I got a solution for YOU!
The next time your wife or girlfriend gets up before the rooster puts his pants on to spend all morning nervously preparing for a big, career-making-or-breaking interview and finally emerges from the bathroom to ask timidly, “How do I look?”
Just shrug and say, “I’d hit it.”
Your continually amazed
Kel
Concur. “I’d hit it” is absolutely unacceptable.
You’ve got to be way more creative than that.
Try these:
“I’d tap that like a Canadian on a maple tree”
“I’d tap it like a nerd at a M:tG convention”
and my personal favorite:
“I’d tap it like Morse on a telegraph”
See how he swept me off my feet?
Ah, the language of romance!
Yeah, the last one’s my favorite too.
Last night at dinner, I pulled out a compact to check my lipstick. My date said, “You look fine!”
Then he added, with a twinkle in his eye, “I’d hit it.”
Id love to know where this story came from…
I’ll never tell
Me too– whose sweetie uttered those words?
Not mine!
Completely agreed! Those words are MORE than acceptable.
Seconded. Particularly, “I’d tap that like a Canadian on a maple tree.”
“I’d hit that” is the best! Especially when your super-macho-acting and homophobic co-worker says that about David Bowie while you’re watching the Life On Mars video without realizing that he’s talking about a GUY.
Yessss!
This comment made my week!
ME TOO!!
Best! I’d forgotten about that, too. Please put it on your own blog so I can enjoy it for years to come.