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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Long, beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen…

LOOKIT MAH NEW HUR!

Also the contents of mah shower!

Y’all, as God is my witness, I will not take all self-portraits in the bathroom mirror forever. Future Bachelor Girl habitats include plans for a “self-portrait area.” There’ll be a nice flower arrangement and a pretty rug. Or something. Something other than a toilet, at least.

Last week, I . . . → Read More: Long, beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen…

Meet the New Bachelor Girl Intern, Version XX

Hello, lovely world of BachelorGirl.net! I am the beautiful Kelly Phelan’s new intern! My name is Rachel Havird, and though I was born in Charlottesville, Virginia, my family and I moved to Shreveport before I even turned one, so I consider myself a full-bred Louisiana girl. I am an only child, and very much so. I . . . → Read More: Meet the New Bachelor Girl Intern, Version XX

The Yes Man

Kelly and I were sitting around Bachelor Girl HQ doing what we do (share), and this topic came to light. Kelly and I share what is going on in the world, how crazy all you people are and in what areas she/we can mine that craziness to create witty, poignant commentary to brighten your days. . . . → Read More: The Yes Man

Men at Work

(I told this story recently in the comments, but after thinking – and giggling – about it for a while, I decided it needed its own forum. So here we go.)

A few weeks ago, I had my yearly appointment with the gynecologist. For me, this is not as big a deal as it is for some . . . → Read More: Men at Work

Lord, Hear Our Prayer

As I sit here, nice and comfy on The Guy’s overstuffed sofa, watching the Saints beat the snot out of the Cardinals (WHO DAT!) on a flatscreen TV, eating organic oatmeal-chocolate-chip cookies and sipping a cold Diet Dr. Pepper, I realize how lucky I am to be so far removed from the suffering that’s going on . . . → Read More: Lord, Hear Our Prayer

Sabotage

I wrote this post a few weeks ago, but I wasn’t sure it was the right time to post it. At the advice of my beloved Johnny B., I decided to sit on it. You’ll know when the time is right, he assured me.

For the past week and a half, I’ve been helping out at The . . . → Read More: Sabotage

It’s My Blog, and I’ll Act Like an Idiot If I Want To

Last night, I tweeted this:

It’s, like, EVERYTHING I CAN DO not to post sappy song lyrics on my blog. What the hell is happening to me?!?!

To which I received this email from my BBFF (Blog BFF) Katie in reply:

Subj: I love you for wanting to put sappy lyrics on your blog.
From: Katie Ett
To: Kelly Phelan
Date: Tue, . . . → Read More: It’s My Blog, and I’ll Act Like an Idiot If I Want To