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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

That’s My Girl

She wears DE for debonairness
She wears an L for loving arms
She wears a T for turn, turn, turn him on
She wears an A for after hours, AFTER HOURS!

She wears a G for go, go all the time
She wears an A for all her charm
She wears an MMA for an mmm, mmm, ahh
That’s a Dee Gee girl!

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That’s . . . → Read More: That’s My Girl

Bon Voyage

The weather in Shreveport was terrible today. Tornadoes all over the place, stuff falling on people and things catching on fire. And as I’m driving home, it’s pouring down rain and the wind is blowing poor Fiona all over the road when my phone rings.

Naturally, I answer it, because I’m a super-awesomely safe driver (lie).

It’s my . . . → Read More: Bon Voyage

(Somewhat) Wordless Wednesday: SRAC Photo Fundraiser

Don’t forget to add your photos and help Bachelor Girl raise money for SRAC!

(View the rest of the Bachelor Girl Group pool . . . → Read More: (Somewhat) Wordless Wednesday: SRAC Photo Fundraiser

Adaptability

For weeks, Katie and I planned to see Man of La Mancha at the Shreveport Opera. Our friend John played Pedro, and our other friend Nate was a prisoner/horse. Very exciting stuff.

Kelly (loudly, and to an assembled crowd): Nate’s starring in Man of La Mancha!

Nate: I’m a horse.

Kelly: He’s the MAIN HORSE.

But then our other friend . . . → Read More: Adaptability

Zombie Prom

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Your painted, sprayed, greased . . . → Read More: Zombie Prom

Bachelor Girl’s Queen Regent

I first met Dr. Lucienne Bond Simon (She of the Red Velvet Sofa) when I was working for the Development and Alumni offices of Centenary College. Lucienne graduated from Centenary in 1967 and had agreed to participate in an alumni focus group.

Listening to her talk, I was blown away. She was artistic and refined but completely . . . → Read More: Bachelor Girl’s Queen Regent

1,440 Minutes of Inanity

Phrases Uttered by Kel in the Last 24 Hours:

“I’d wish I was in a wood-chipper too if I had the Cupid Shuffle stuck in my head & my role as Skimbleshanks was in question.”

“I think I just made my musical-theatre-nerd bones, using ‘Skimbleshanks’ in a tweet.”

“I find being fabulous isn’t all that difficult, really, if you . . . → Read More: 1,440 Minutes of Inanity