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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Relationship Problems

Chihuahua and The Guy do not get along.

To be more accurate, I should say that Chihuahua hates The Guy’s guts and wishes he would leave. And in Chihuahua vocabulary, leave = die.

A List of Chihuahua’s Recent Transgressions:

1. Peeing on his bed.
2. Barfing on his pillow.
3. Farting on his pillow.
4. Biting him when he dares to suggest . . . → Read More: Relationship Problems

Weekend Plans

Weekend Plan #1: Get caught up on work.

I hate to think I’m so disorganized and unfocused that going out of town for four days throws me off track for an entire week, but apparently, that’s the case. God help me if I ever realize that dream of a two-week tour of Southeast Asia. I’ll NEVER . . . → Read More: Weekend Plans

“IS SURPRISE PARTY FOR MEAN LADY!”

That’s Chihuahua’s official explanation for the events of Wednesday night, and in her defense, I must say that a goodly number of my friends did end up coming to my parents’ house unexpectedly.

It was, by far, the highlight of the evening.

Allow me to explain:

My parents and The Guy’s parents are meeting each other for the first . . . → Read More: “IS SURPRISE PARTY FOR MEAN LADY!”

A Ring…I Don’t Mean On the Phone

Disclaimer #1: The Guy and I are NOT considering getting engaged. We merely had one of those conversations last night that started out with the Super Bowl, went inexplicably to tranquilizers (?), took a sharp left at wisdom teeth, veered off into funny wedding stories and ended up on one of my soapbox topics.

Disclaimer #2: As . . . → Read More: A Ring…I Don’t Mean On the Phone

Meet the New Bachelor Girl Intern, Version XY

Everyday Hemingway: John Bundrick, Roman Brantley, Collie Durham and Chris Campisi.

John, Chris, Collie and Roman

Hello! My name is Chris Campisi, and I am the brand-new 2010 model of the Bachelor Girl intern. Damn glad to meet you. I am 39 years old, the father of a beautiful and brilliant eleven-year-old red-headed daughter, and the husband for . . . → Read More: Meet the New Bachelor Girl Intern, Version XY

How Do You Measure a Year?

2009.

We made a lot of memories; some good, some bad.

Many moments were exhilarating. A few were heart-wrenching. There were a lot of tears, but there was also a lot of laughter.

It started out full of promise and hope, and it ended that way too.

I spent New Year’s Eve surrounded by some of the people I love . . . → Read More: How Do You Measure a Year?

God Bless Us, Every One

Merriest Christmas to all of you, my darlings.

I hope you got something that made you really, really . . . → Read More: God Bless Us, Every One