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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Building a Ladder to the Stars

My birthday is this week. And as far as I’m concerned, my birthday is the biggest holiday of the whole year.

I’m sorry if that sounds horribly self-centered and egotistical, but it’s the truth. Few people get into Halloween the way I do, Christmas is all about making other people happy, and Valentine’s Day…well, until this year, . . . → Read More: Building a Ladder to the Stars

Kel (Almost) Goes BOOM

I really wanted the first post of this week to be all about my girls’ weekend in New Orleans and what a fantastic time we had. But my Photoshop is broken, so I have no way of editing my pictures, and my OCD won’t allow me to post unedited photos. So because of that, along with . . . → Read More: Kel (Almost) Goes BOOM

Why I Love My Life: Day 4

I’m a Bachelor Girl!

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14 Reasons Why Being a Bachelor Girl RULES:

1) If you choose to spend the grocery money on shoes, you don’t have to look into anyone else’s resentful (and hungry) eyes.

2) When you choose to exorcise the premenstrual demons by laying on the sofa, eating Pillsbury frosting straight from the can and crying your . . . → Read More: Why I Love My Life: Day 4

What Happens When You Lie to Mickey Mouse

The short answer is, “Roughly 3,500 people chirp ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KELLY!!’ accompanied by the most manic grin you’ve ever seen outside of a state-run psych ward whenever you come within screaming distance of them.”

I realized the other day that, despite my promises to do so, I completely forgot to tell you what happens when you sin . . . → Read More: What Happens When You Lie to Mickey Mouse

I Am Woman, Watch Me Play the Tambourine

Dude, we had the best time EVER at Bachelor Girl Night at Harley’s Pub.

Honestly, it couldn’t have been better. We got to hang out, meet some new people, give away a bunch of stickers, drink a few adult beverages and listen to John and his band, Everyday Hemingway, rock everyone’s faces off.

Thanks so much to everyone . . . → Read More: I Am Woman, Watch Me Play the Tambourine

Wear Am I?

“There is something about fashion that can make people very nervous.”
–Anna Wintour, Editor-in-Chief, American Vogue

Everything I know about fashion, I learned from my mother and Vogue, known affectionately in our household as The Other Bible. My mom isn’t an adventurous dresser, but she is and has always been terribly stylish. My dad doesn’t give one whit . . . → Read More: Wear Am I?

Adaptability

For weeks, Katie and I planned to see Man of La Mancha at the Shreveport Opera. Our friend John played Pedro, and our other friend Nate was a prisoner/horse. Very exciting stuff.

Kelly (loudly, and to an assembled crowd): Nate’s starring in Man of La Mancha!

Nate: I’m a horse.

Kelly: He’s the MAIN HORSE.

But then our other friend . . . → Read More: Adaptability