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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

But Being Green is So Now

Below is an email I just sent to my friend Brandi, who I asked to be a bridesmaid in my wedding. OK, that’s a lie. In actuality, I didn’t ask Brandi anything. It was more like, “Yippee! The Guy and I are getting married! YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BLUE DRESS.”

Which is how I’ve approached most of . . . → Read More: But Being Green is So Now

Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (Suh-WEET!)

The Bachelor Girl Weekend Round-Up is back after an attack of sheer laziness plus Real Job Syndrome. It’s difficult to comment on what’s going on in your neck of the woods if you are spending more time working outside your neck of the woods so you can pay taxes next week. Anywho…

This weekend’s festivities are a . . . → Read More: Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (Suh-WEET!)

The Two Worst Bloggers in the History of Blogging

So, um, yeeeaaahhh…

You may have noticed that things have been a little, uh, quieter than normal in the Bachelor Girl corner of the blogosphere. I bet you guys got kind of worried. Like when you’re babysitting toddlers and they’re screaming at the top of their lungs and swinging from the ceiling fan and trying to roast . . . → Read More: The Two Worst Bloggers in the History of Blogging

Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (Seriously? Again? AWESOME!)

OH MY GOSH! Has this weekend got something for everyone to enjoy or what?! In fact, I will go so far as to say if you cannot find something this weekend to get your lazy ass out of the house, then you simply are a fun-hater. Seriously, for some odd reason, the planets have aligned, or . . . → Read More: Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (Seriously? Again? AWESOME!)

Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (How did THAT happen?!)

We’ll start this week’s edition of the Bachelor Girl Weekend Roundup with an event that I have been waiting my whole life for, it seems. I will preface this performance with a headline from the December 7, 2009 edition of The San Francisco Examiner: “Cirque de la Symphonie dazzles and defies death”!! This is a nationally-touring . . . → Read More: Holy Crap! It’s the Weekend! (How did THAT happen?!)

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I pride myself on my creativity and my imagination. I really do.

Even more than that, I pride myself on the fact that there is not, there simply can’t be, another girl in the whole, wide world who lusts after Henry Rollins with the fervor and intensity I do.

But boys and girls, I’ve thought about it all . . . → Read More: 21361

Working Girl

First, the bad news:

This past weekend, I was supposed to go see Henry Rollins’s spoken-word performance at Work Play in Birmingham.

It was also supposed to be a reunion of me and my partners in crime (Platinum Edition), Mere and Brandi.

Long story as short as possible, I didn’t get to go.

The problem?

What else? Money.

Yep, this Bachelor Girl’s . . . → Read More: Working Girl