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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

It’s a Major Award!

(Thank God it’s not FRA-GEE-LAY.)

Boy, oh, boy, do I ever have a rant for you guys this week. But it’s going to have to wait. Right now, sound the trumpets, please!

For Bachelor Girl hath won an award!

OMG, you guys!! I never win ANYTHING!

This award comes to us via one of my very favorite bloggers in the . . . → Read More: It’s a Major Award!

Mad Women

A few weeks ago, The Guy and I made a grave error.

We watched the season premiere of Mad Men.

And now we’re hooked, damn it all.

Neither of us are big television people. I mean, sure, we watch it sometimes, but we mostly watch the History Channel, Food Network and the Travel Channel. Frankly, we just don’t have . . . → Read More: Mad Women

That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

Oh my gosh, you guys. I apologize for my WEEK-LONG absence, but my limited ability to deal with bullshit and stress kind of imploded last week.

Please note: I need to talk about a lot of bullshit in this post, but that will almost certainly offend my mom, my more conservative friends and readers and, perhaps most . . . → Read More: That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

A Smashing Burger

Last week, I got an email from the lovely Sara Hebert of Williams Creative Group, a local marketing and public relations firm. She’s working with SmashBurger, a nationwide restaurant chain that’s opening a franchise location, owned by Scott and Mary Quigley, here in Shreveport.

Anyway, Sara was planning a Social Media Luncheon wherein she was inviting local . . . → Read More: A Smashing Burger

“And now you know…the rest of the story.”

–Paul Harvey

I have to confess: The engagement was no surprise. The proposal, however, was one of the biggest surprises of my life. See, I’m not an easy girl to surprise.

–I am a control freak.
–I am overly analytical.
–I am nosy as hell.

About a month and a half ago, The Guy started asking questions. Questions about jewelry. Specifically, . . . → Read More: “And now you know…the rest of the story.”

Subterfuge

I’ll tell the whole story on Monday, but until then, here’s the moment for which The Guy and several of my friends jumped through more hoops than Scarlett . . . → Read More: Subterfuge

Augmentation

“I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.”–Rita Rudner

Over the next few days, Bachelor Girl will undergo a much-needed facelift courtesy of Dr. Jessica the Web Mistress. She might look kind of funny for a while, but there’s always a recovery period after any cosmetic procedure.

Here’s hoping Jessica’s . . . → Read More: Augmentation