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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Contents May Settle

A few weeks ago, an acquaintance of mine got married. As another mutual acquaintance put it, “NOBODY is happy about this.”

For reasons which shall soon become obvious, I won’t go into specifics, but suffice it to say theirs is NOT a match made in heaven. He’s kind of a doofus. She’s manipulative and promiscuous. Long story . . . → Read More: Contents May Settle

That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

Oh my gosh, you guys. I apologize for my WEEK-LONG absence, but my limited ability to deal with bullshit and stress kind of imploded last week.

Please note: I need to talk about a lot of bullshit in this post, but that will almost certainly offend my mom, my more conservative friends and readers and, perhaps most . . . → Read More: That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

Coulda Been Worse

Or, At Least I Didn’t Do Something This Stupid at My OWN Wedding.

(Although There is Still Plenty of Time.)

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So Saturday night, The Guy and I went to our friends Tiffany and Bob’s wedding. It was very lovely and sweet, and the sit-down dinner reception, held at Sam’s Town Hotel & Casino here in Shreveport, promised a . . . → Read More: Coulda Been Worse

Here He Comes to Save the Day

The last time I used anatomical terms in a Bachelor Girl post, my mom wouldn’t speak to me for two days except to tell me how disappointed my grandmother would be. So I’m going to try to do this…gracefully.

STOP LAUGHING.

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So yesterday evening, I had to send The Guy out for…supplies. Of the “feminine hygiene” variety. It . . . → Read More: Here He Comes to Save the Day

The Hook Brings You Back

As I’ve said before, The Guy owns a home in an older part of Shreveport. The house has good bones, but it needs a lot of updating, which we’ll start on right after we’ve finished splitting our last dollar among various wedding vendors.

(I kid, I kid.)

No, the main problem with the house isn’t The (Pink) Carpet . . . → Read More: The Hook Brings You Back

A Smashing Burger

Last week, I got an email from the lovely Sara Hebert of Williams Creative Group, a local marketing and public relations firm. She’s working with SmashBurger, a nationwide restaurant chain that’s opening a franchise location, owned by Scott and Mary Quigley, here in Shreveport.

Anyway, Sara was planning a Social Media Luncheon wherein she was inviting local . . . → Read More: A Smashing Burger

I Survived.

And it was an absolute blast.

Expect a massive photo dump in a day or two. Until then, I’ll be catching up on life.

I missed you . . . → Read More: I Survived.