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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

And Awaaaaay We Go!

(See yesterday’s post if you’re wondering why I’m making up a bunch of questions to ask myself.)

1. Why haven’t you read Gone with the Wind? – Karla

Um, I dunno?

*Blushes, stares at the ground, looks vaguely ashamed. Kicks at a tuft of grass.*

I read Scarlett and loved it, so I really have no good reason for this . . . → Read More: And Awaaaaay We Go!

21361

I pride myself on my creativity and my imagination. I really do.

Even more than that, I pride myself on the fact that there is not, there simply can’t be, another girl in the whole, wide world who lusts after Henry Rollins with the fervor and intensity I do.

But boys and girls, I’ve thought about it all . . . → Read More: 21361

Working Girl

First, the bad news:

This past weekend, I was supposed to go see Henry Rollins’s spoken-word performance at Work Play in Birmingham.

It was also supposed to be a reunion of me and my partners in crime (Platinum Edition), Mere and Brandi.

Long story as short as possible, I didn’t get to go.

The problem?

What else? Money.

Yep, this Bachelor Girl’s . . . → Read More: Working Girl

Men at Work

(I told this story recently in the comments, but after thinking – and giggling – about it for a while, I decided it needed its own forum. So here we go.)

A few weeks ago, I had my yearly appointment with the gynecologist. For me, this is not as big a deal as it is for some . . . → Read More: Men at Work

How Do You Measure a Year?

2009.

We made a lot of memories; some good, some bad.

Many moments were exhilarating. A few were heart-wrenching. There were a lot of tears, but there was also a lot of laughter.

It started out full of promise and hope, and it ended that way too.

I spent New Year’s Eve surrounded by some of the people I love . . . → Read More: How Do You Measure a Year?

1,440 Minutes of Inanity

Phrases Uttered by Kel in the Last 24 Hours:

“I’d wish I was in a wood-chipper too if I had the Cupid Shuffle stuck in my head & my role as Skimbleshanks was in question.”

“I think I just made my musical-theatre-nerd bones, using ‘Skimbleshanks’ in a tweet.”

“I find being fabulous isn’t all that difficult, really, if you . . . → Read More: 1,440 Minutes of Inanity

Sometimes, the Blog Posts Write Themselves

Friday night, something happened that was so completely absurd, I felt I had to tell all my friends right away.

So I clicked Compose Mail in Gmail and started filling up the To field with addresses when it suddenly occurred to me:

DUDE. This is why I have a blog!

Therefore:

To: ALL Y’all (as we say here in the . . . → Read More: Sometimes, the Blog Posts Write Themselves