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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Mad Women

A few weeks ago, The Guy and I made a grave error.

We watched the season premiere of Mad Men.

And now we’re hooked, damn it all.

Neither of us are big television people. I mean, sure, we watch it sometimes, but we mostly watch the History Channel, Food Network and the Travel Channel. Frankly, we just don’t have . . . → Read More: Mad Women

But Being Green is So Now

Below is an email I just sent to my friend Brandi, who I asked to be a bridesmaid in my wedding. OK, that’s a lie. In actuality, I didn’t ask Brandi anything. It was more like, “Yippee! The Guy and I are getting married! YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BLUE DRESS.”

Which is how I’ve approached most of . . . → Read More: But Being Green is So Now

Weekend Plans

Weekend Plan #1: Get caught up on work.

I hate to think I’m so disorganized and unfocused that going out of town for four days throws me off track for an entire week, but apparently, that’s the case. God help me if I ever realize that dream of a two-week tour of Southeast Asia. I’ll NEVER . . . → Read More: Weekend Plans

Please Don’t Touch My Cheese Ever Again

So the other night, I asked The Guy to make me a sandwich: turkey, swiss, spinach, mayo and brewmaster’s mustard.

I walked into the kitchen after he got started and caught him smearing the mustard on the bread WITH HIS FINGER.

WITH.

HIS.

FIN.

GER.

“Oh my God,” I said quietly.

“What?” he replied. “At least I didn’t waste a knife.”

I pointed out . . . → Read More: Please Don’t Touch My Cheese Ever Again

Memorial Day Weekend Photodump

Quote of the Weekend: “I’m SORRY, baby! I didn’t think Squeezie Cheese expired!”

(Like, EVER.)

I spent a great deal of the weekend painting furniture (good for The Guy’s decor, bad for my back). But I managed some leisure time as well. Saturday evening, my good friend Lyndsey came to town from New Orleans, and we gathered at . . . → Read More: Memorial Day Weekend Photodump

Bachelor Boy Interview: Andrew Wood

You guys, this one’s one of my favorites. He’s a young ‘un (I’m fond of telling him that I’m old enough to be his babysitter), but he’s just so stinkin’ cute, and more importantly, he has interests that are WAY outside those of a normal 20-year-old. In fact, most of his friends outside of school are . . . → Read More: Bachelor Boy Interview: Andrew Wood

A New Bachelor Boy and A New Brain

Handsome devil, isn’t he?

That’s one of my best friends, Erik Champney. And of all my friends, he’s one of the most multi-talented: He’s a singer, dancer, playwright, student and actor, among other things. And boy oh boy, he is one HECK of an actor. When he played Robert Crowe in Never the Sinner, it took every . . . → Read More: A New Bachelor Boy and A New Brain