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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

Please Don’t Touch My Cheese Ever Again

So the other night, I asked The Guy to make me a sandwich: turkey, swiss, spinach, mayo and brewmaster’s mustard.

I walked into the kitchen after he got started and caught him smearing the mustard on the bread WITH HIS FINGER.

WITH.

HIS.

FIN.

GER.

“Oh my God,” I said quietly.

“What?” he replied. “At least I didn’t waste a knife.”

I pointed out . . . → Read More: Please Don’t Touch My Cheese Ever Again

“And now you know…the rest of the story.”

–Paul Harvey

I have to confess: The engagement was no surprise. The proposal, however, was one of the biggest surprises of my life. See, I’m not an easy girl to surprise.

–I am a control freak.
–I am overly analytical.
–I am nosy as hell.

About a month and a half ago, The Guy started asking questions. Questions about jewelry. Specifically, . . . → Read More: “And now you know…the rest of the story.”

Subterfuge

I’ll tell the whole story on Monday, but until then, here’s the moment for which The Guy and several of my friends jumped through more hoops than Scarlett . . . → Read More: Subterfuge

Yes, I Will.

. . . → Read More: Yes, I Will.

Bachelor Boy Interview: Andrew Wood

You guys, this one’s one of my favorites. He’s a young ‘un (I’m fond of telling him that I’m old enough to be his babysitter), but he’s just so stinkin’ cute, and more importantly, he has interests that are WAY outside those of a normal 20-year-old. In fact, most of his friends outside of school are . . . → Read More: Bachelor Boy Interview: Andrew Wood

To Infinity – AND BEYOND!

Aside Before We Even Get Started, Because I’m Just Super Focused Like That: One of the most pleasurable moments in a writer’s life is when she sits down at her computer and she just can’t WAIT to start writing. I’m having one of those moments right now, actually. Or I guess I was, technically, since I . . . → Read More: To Infinity – AND BEYOND!

Feminism 101

The Guy, despite being one of the least chauvinistic males I’ve ever encountered, thinks it is HI-larious to make these ridiculously anti-feminist statements. Obviously, he enjoys getting a rise out of me, and frankly, I think my Gloria-Steinem-esque tirades turn him on. C’mon, can you blame him?

(Joke.)

Anyway, I got him back last night.

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The Guy [in his . . . → Read More: Feminism 101