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Chihuahua and The Guy do not get along. To be more accurate, I should say that Chihuahua hates The Guy’s guts and wishes he would leave. And in Chihuahua vocabulary, leave = die. A List of Chihuahua’s Recent Transgressions: 1. Peeing on his bed. I think a person’s ability and willingness to deal with kitty litter is sort of like paper towels: You’re born with a roll of a certain size, and every time you’re faced with kitty litter, you metaphorically tear one off, clean up the kitty litter and throw it away. I used the majority of my roll before . . . → Read More: On Kitty Litter Did you swoon over Dirty Dancing when it came out? Don’t lie. Of course you did. Do you watch it every time it comes on TV? Lies make the baby Jesus cry, you know. Do you still wish you could do this? YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!! Well, for those of you who want to indulge in one of the . . . → Read More: Nobody Puts Bachelor Girl in a Corner I get so much inspiration from the inimitable Maggie Mason of MightyGirl.com, and quite frankly, I have no problem stealing her ideas outright (see, for instance, my Bucket List). She’s participating in a project where bloggers write letters to their 20-year-old selves. I found the idea really intriguing, but a little unsettling. Devout Catholic though I . . . → Read More: Letter to My 20-Year-Old Self When I was in elementary school, maybe fourth or fifth grade, Liz Claiborne handbags suddenly became The Thing. Specifically, the kind with the tiny raised triangle logo covering the outside. As I recall, they cost about 30 or 40 bucks which, at that time and in that place, was quite a lot of money for a . . . → Read More: Strength Through Diversity Throughout my working life, I’ve been blessed and lucky enough to work for and with some truly amazing women. There have been WAY too many to list them all, but they include a beauty pageant queen turned stockbroker turned fundraising professional, a Methodist minister, an enviably poised MBA, a Harley-riding veterinarian, Katie, Karla and Jennifer, not . . . → Read More: It’s Never Too Late to Join the Circus  24 comments  Bachelor Girl Hall of Fame, Biggest Nerd in World, Deeply Unqualified for Adulthood, Double Ewe Tee Eff, Hammer and a Nail, I Shoulda Majored in Womyn's Studies, Misty Water-Colored Meeemories, That Thing I Do All the Time, The Gret Stet of Looseeanna, Times I Did Stupid Stuff, Triumphs and Failures, Uncategorized First of all: It is no surprise to regular readers of this blog that I am a bit of a night owl. It’s been many a long year since I pulled an all-nighter, but given the nature of my profession, I often stay up until midnight or one, then sleep till 8:00 or 9:00. In other words, . . . → Read More: Growth Spurt |
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