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August 31st, 2010%
I’ve been reading and thinking a lot lately about what we eat and, more importantly, why we eat what we eat. In Mark Sisson’s The Primal Blueprint, he postulates that humans did not evolve to digest and metabolize grains effectively, and this leads to insulin resistance, weight gain, fatigue, lowered immunity, etc. In other words, it . . . → Read More: To Carb or Not to Carb
August 24th, 2010%
Chihuahua and The Guy do not get along.
To be more accurate, I should say that Chihuahua hates The Guy’s guts and wishes he would leave. And in Chihuahua vocabulary, leave = die.
A List of Chihuahua’s Recent Transgressions:
1. Peeing on his bed.
2. Barfing on his pillow.
3. Farting on his pillow.
4. Biting him when he dares to suggest . . . → Read More: Relationship Problems
August 23rd, 2010%
–Ernest Hemingway
That was my friend Casey’s Facebook status last week, to which I responded, “HEY!”
I’m the theatre critic for the Shreveport Times, and while I’ve given one or two harsh reviews during my tenure, I have yet to shoot anyone.
(Nor do I expect to.)
(Just saying.)
(In describing my wedding trousseau to my very patient friend Erik, I . . . → Read More: “Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.”
August 18th, 2010%
A few weeks ago, The Guy and I made a grave error.
We watched the season premiere of Mad Men.
And now we’re hooked, damn it all.
Neither of us are big television people. I mean, sure, we watch it sometimes, but we mostly watch the History Channel, Food Network and the Travel Channel. Frankly, we just don’t have . . . → Read More: Mad Women
August 9th, 2010%
Oh my gosh, you guys. I apologize for my WEEK-LONG absence, but my limited ability to deal with bullshit and stress kind of imploded last week.
Please note: I need to talk about a lot of bullshit in this post, but that will almost certainly offend my mom, my more conservative friends and readers and, perhaps most . . . → Read More: That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.
July 21st, 2010%
1. Jessica the Web Mistress and I have been making some adjustments to Bachelor Girl lately. You may have noticed that booger-esque green favicon is gone, as is the superfluous “BACHELORGIRL.NET” that haunted the top of the page for a while. We also switched around the ads and stuff. Speaking of the ads…
2. We took down the . . . → Read More: Housekeeping
July 8th, 2010%
One of the reasons I quit smoking is I didn’t like checking my pack each evening to see if I had enough cigarettes to last until morning. Sometimes, I didn’t feel like leaving the house, or I was busy, or it was raining, and I hedged my bets. Often, I made it through with but a . . . → Read More: Cold Turkey
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