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August 23rd, 2010%
–Ernest Hemingway
That was my friend Casey’s Facebook status last week, to which I responded, “HEY!”
I’m the theatre critic for the Shreveport Times, and while I’ve given one or two harsh reviews during my tenure, I have yet to shoot anyone.
(Nor do I expect to.)
(Just saying.)
(In describing my wedding trousseau to my very patient friend Erik, I . . . → Read More: “Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.”
August 18th, 2010%
A few weeks ago, The Guy and I made a grave error.
We watched the season premiere of Mad Men.
And now we’re hooked, damn it all.
Neither of us are big television people. I mean, sure, we watch it sometimes, but we mostly watch the History Channel, Food Network and the Travel Channel. Frankly, we just don’t have . . . → Read More: Mad Women
August 10th, 2010%
I think a person’s ability and willingness to deal with kitty litter is sort of like paper towels: You’re born with a roll of a certain size, and every time you’re faced with kitty litter, you metaphorically tear one off, clean up the kitty litter and throw it away.
I used the majority of my roll before . . . → Read More: On Kitty Litter
August 9th, 2010%
Oh my gosh, you guys. I apologize for my WEEK-LONG absence, but my limited ability to deal with bullshit and stress kind of imploded last week.
Please note: I need to talk about a lot of bullshit in this post, but that will almost certainly offend my mom, my more conservative friends and readers and, perhaps most . . . → Read More: That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.
August 2nd, 2010%
Or, At Least I Didn’t Do Something This Stupid at My OWN Wedding.
(Although There is Still Plenty of Time.)
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So Saturday night, The Guy and I went to our friends Tiffany and Bob’s wedding. It was very lovely and sweet, and the sit-down dinner reception, held at Sam’s Town Hotel & Casino here in Shreveport, promised a . . . → Read More: Coulda Been Worse
July 13th, 2010%
Last week, I got an email from the lovely Sara Hebert of Williams Creative Group, a local marketing and public relations firm. She’s working with SmashBurger, a nationwide restaurant chain that’s opening a franchise location, owned by Scott and Mary Quigley, here in Shreveport.
Anyway, Sara was planning a Social Media Luncheon wherein she was inviting local . . . → Read More: A Smashing Burger
July 9th, 2010%
Did you swoon over Dirty Dancing when it came out?
Don’t lie. Of course you did.
Do you watch it every time it comes on TV?
Lies make the baby Jesus cry, you know.
Do you still wish you could do this?
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!
Well, for those of you who want to indulge in one of the . . . → Read More: Nobody Puts Bachelor Girl in a Corner
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