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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

It’s a Major Award!

(Thank God it’s not FRA-GEE-LAY.)

Boy, oh, boy, do I ever have a rant for you guys this week. But it’s going to have to wait. Right now, sound the trumpets, please!

For Bachelor Girl hath won an award!

OMG, you guys!! I never win ANYTHING!

This award comes to us via one of my very favorite bloggers in the . . . → Read More: It’s a Major Award!

To Carb or Not to Carb

I’ve been reading and thinking a lot lately about what we eat and, more importantly, why we eat what we eat. In Mark Sisson’s The Primal Blueprint, he postulates that humans did not evolve to digest and metabolize grains effectively, and this leads to insulin resistance, weight gain, fatigue, lowered immunity, etc. In other words, it . . . → Read More: To Carb or Not to Carb

“Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.”

–Ernest Hemingway

That was my friend Casey’s Facebook status last week, to which I responded, “HEY!”

I’m the theatre critic for the Shreveport Times, and while I’ve given one or two harsh reviews during my tenure, I have yet to shoot anyone.

(Nor do I expect to.)

(Just saying.)

(In describing my wedding trousseau to my very patient friend Erik, I . . . → Read More: “Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.”

On Kitty Litter

I think a person’s ability and willingness to deal with kitty litter is sort of like paper towels: You’re born with a roll of a certain size, and every time you’re faced with kitty litter, you metaphorically tear one off, clean up the kitty litter and throw it away.

I used the majority of my roll before . . . → Read More: On Kitty Litter

One Flew Over the Guestbook

According to our wedding website (and, I guess, the calendar, but I’m really bad at math), The Guy and I have 79 days to go until our wedding.

I’d be lying like a dog if I said I hadn’t experienced any stress. Both our lives are really busy right now, and it’s hard to find time for . . . → Read More: One Flew Over the Guestbook

A Smashing Burger

Last week, I got an email from the lovely Sara Hebert of Williams Creative Group, a local marketing and public relations firm. She’s working with SmashBurger, a nationwide restaurant chain that’s opening a franchise location, owned by Scott and Mary Quigley, here in Shreveport.

Anyway, Sara was planning a Social Media Luncheon wherein she was inviting local . . . → Read More: A Smashing Burger

Nobody Puts Bachelor Girl in a Corner

Did you swoon over Dirty Dancing when it came out?

Don’t lie. Of course you did.

Do you watch it every time it comes on TV?

Lies make the baby Jesus cry, you know.

Do you still wish you could do this?

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!

Well, for those of you who want to indulge in one of the . . . → Read More: Nobody Puts Bachelor Girl in a Corner