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Kel’s Greatest Hits 2003-2008

Want to read more raves and rantings by Kel before Bachelor Girl? I thought you might. http://clothes-slut.livejournal.com/

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If you steal my stuff, I will stab you in the eyeballs with a high-heeled shoe.

That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

Oh my gosh, you guys. I apologize for my WEEK-LONG absence, but my limited ability to deal with bullshit and stress kind of imploded last week.

Please note: I need to talk about a lot of bullshit in this post, but that will almost certainly offend my mom, my more conservative friends and readers and, perhaps most . . . → Read More: That’s Just Kitty Litter, Man.

Coulda Been Worse

Or, At Least I Didn’t Do Something This Stupid at My OWN Wedding.

(Although There is Still Plenty of Time.)

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So Saturday night, The Guy and I went to our friends Tiffany and Bob’s wedding. It was very lovely and sweet, and the sit-down dinner reception, held at Sam’s Town Hotel & Casino here in Shreveport, promised a . . . → Read More: Coulda Been Worse

Here He Comes to Save the Day

The last time I used anatomical terms in a Bachelor Girl post, my mom wouldn’t speak to me for two days except to tell me how disappointed my grandmother would be. So I’m going to try to do this…gracefully.

STOP LAUGHING.

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So yesterday evening, I had to send The Guy out for…supplies. Of the “feminine hygiene” variety. It . . . → Read More: Here He Comes to Save the Day

I Survived.

And it was an absolute blast.

Expect a massive photo dump in a day or two. Until then, I’ll be catching up on life.

I missed you . . . → Read More: I Survived.

“And now you know…the rest of the story.”

–Paul Harvey

I have to confess: The engagement was no surprise. The proposal, however, was one of the biggest surprises of my life. See, I’m not an easy girl to surprise.

–I am a control freak.
–I am overly analytical.
–I am nosy as hell.

About a month and a half ago, The Guy started asking questions. Questions about jewelry. Specifically, . . . → Read More: “And now you know…the rest of the story.”

To Infinity – AND BEYOND!

Aside Before We Even Get Started, Because I’m Just Super Focused Like That: One of the most pleasurable moments in a writer’s life is when she sits down at her computer and she just can’t WAIT to start writing. I’m having one of those moments right now, actually. Or I guess I was, technically, since I . . . → Read More: To Infinity – AND BEYOND!

Strength Through Diversity

When I was in elementary school, maybe fourth or fifth grade, Liz Claiborne handbags suddenly became The Thing. Specifically, the kind with the tiny raised triangle logo covering the outside. As I recall, they cost about 30 or 40 bucks which, at that time and in that place, was quite a lot of money for a . . . → Read More: Strength Through Diversity